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The Rantings of an almost-certainly Insane person
Popularity: 45
Joined: 24th Dec 2013 11:43:37 am
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Hello and welcome to my blog
Starting to think I'm a sleeper agent for DHL
Keep getting calls from people on my work phone asking for DHL and the last person who had a call had a voicemail from my number too!! So strange...
dhl, phone number assignment madness,
17th Jan 2019 01:38:43 pm | 0 notes | 0 popularity
The acceptable kind of workplace bribery
bribery, frizzers, they had 2 5kg buckets :o,
25th Oct 2018 09:18:47 am | 0 notes | 0 popularity
When you pick up a letter thinking it's a credit card bill and then you open it and it's a bond
hell yes,
27th Sep 2018 02:52:46 pm | 0 notes | 0 popularity
It's so awkward talking to union reps when you're not in the union....
work, union, awkward,
21st Aug 2018 08:25:29 am | 0 notes | 0 popularity
Just our awaiting build Lego collection of around 11000 bricks Yes, that's the correct amount of zeros....
much lego, very bricky, lego ideas, fisherman's hut, y-wing, diner, ninjago,
4th May 2018 05:40:26 pm | 0 notes | 0 popularity
15th Dec 2017 11:36:23 am | 0 notes | 0 popularity
our heating is too expensive,
30th Nov 2017 06:31:29 pm | 0 notes | 0 popularity
Disappointed they didn't go with this instead...
pringles, salty goodness, merry pringles, merry cripsmas,
5th Nov 2017 02:29:48 pm | 0 notes | 0 popularity
Spooky booty
funny, art, spooky,
24th Oct 2017 09:30:34 am | 2 notes | 6 popularity
Banana Cake
Serves: 10
Taken from allrecipes.co.uk
125 g Butter
150 g Caster Sugar
1 tsp Vanilla Extract
1 Egg
2 Bananas (very ripe)
190 g Self-Raising Flour
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Step 1:
Preheat the oven at 170 C / Fan 150 C / Gas mark 3.
Step 2:
Grease and line a 2lb (about 1.5 litres) loaf tin. Melt butter, sugar and vanilla in a saucepan over a medium heat.
Step 3:
Mash the bananas in a mixing bowl while the butter mix melts.
Step 4:
Remove the butter mix from the heat and add to the mixing bowl with the mashed bananas. Mix well.
Step 5:
Add the egg. Mix well.
Step 6:
Stir in the flour.
Step 7:
Pour into the prepared tin. (Optional: Sprinkle with a tablespoon of demerara sugar to give a crunchy topping)
Step 8:
Bake in the preheated oven for about 35 minutes or until an inserted skewer/knife comes out clean.
Step 9:
Leave to cool on a wire rack.
banana cake, food, sweet things,
21st Oct 2017 10:39:33 am | 0 notes | 0 popularity
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